When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

How do you say constipated in german?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

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HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.