just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
It wanted to get off its ash.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
Because he thought it wood look better!
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
My zipper.
He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.
Collecting his thoughts.
They don't give a crap
Farhfrumpoopin'.
Bruce Banner
