When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner