When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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Why are constipated people so rude?

They don't give a crap

Why don't Asians get constipated?

Because of their frequent bow movements.

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner