When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.