When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Ayeee-Matey

How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.