Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

House Jokes More House Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding