Bricks get laid.
One builds weapons and the other build targets.
A gun only has one trigger.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.
A brick gets laid!
Tires need changing too you know!