What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!