Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

Aim Jokes More Aim Jokes

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.