Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

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Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.