Because they're playing on console.
Quarkiplier
To-mate-toes!
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Because they always miss the joke
Because they don't hit anything.
A: The place they are aiming at.
Ready, aim, make the FIRE!