Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

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What console did Nintendo make for special ed kids?

The Nintendo Wii-Tard

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!