Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.