Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.