How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

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Because he's snowed-in

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They steal all the green cards.

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A beget!

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Because they hate the french press...

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Count Dracula."

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Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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A lot of different reasons.

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He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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He forgot his Loggins

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A church bell peals from the steeple.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.