How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

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Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!

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Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

What did the frustrated cannibal do?

Threw his hands up

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.