How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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He's always nailed to the boards....

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.