How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

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How do french thank who save their files?

Merci backup.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.