How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

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What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.