How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

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What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

Why did the French have so many civil wars?

So they could win one.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.