How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

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Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Why do the French have so many civil wars?

So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

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What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.