How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.