What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court