What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre