What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!