What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned