What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

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How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

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What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..