What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's yours?

ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ?

Althea in court!