What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What's your first name?

Avoids

Why does Meek Mill avoid shopping on Black Friday?

Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.