Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.