Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in