Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl