Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.