Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

When can you store food in a door?

When it's ajar.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits?

Snowed-in