Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.