What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!