What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

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What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.