What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.