Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Previous Random Joke Next

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Angle Jokes More Angle Jokes

What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

What do you call an angle that is cute ?

Acute angle.