Weekend Jokes

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.

Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

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What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.