What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Why are black people afraid of high fives?

They don't want to be left hanging

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What do computer experts do at weekends?

Go for a disk drive.