What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

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What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.