What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

Weekend Jokes More Weekend Jokes

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry."

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.