What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip