What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections