What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

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What do you call a bear who's just got too much darn cartilage?

A gristly bear.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections