What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

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What's the first part of a stripper to blow?

The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.