What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.