What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico?

ESPOL

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

What was Jesus's favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

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What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.