What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.