What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Where is Wall Street?

Between Mexico and the US.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

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How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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What do you call a Mexican knight?

The Chosen Juan.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.