Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Why are cpws made for dancing?

They're all born hoofers!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.