Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ?

Bolzano the door !

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How fast can a bear run?

As fast as it can bear.

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.