Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.