Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.