Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How do you get 1000 cows into a barn ?

hold a bingo !!

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.