Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.