Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.