What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy