What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!