What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!