What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!