How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK