How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Tack Jokes More Tack Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.