How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Tack Jokes More Tack Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.