What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

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How do blondes pierce their ears?

A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

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Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK