What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.