Truck Jokes

What's the difference between a whore and a truck?

The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

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What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

with asparagus...

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

How much does a truck made of light weigh?

Photons

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?

A good days hunting.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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