The truck can only take the load from behind where as the whore can take it from anywhere.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
It got hit by a truck
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
they all fell off a truck.
Nice.
Because they're usually found on trucks.
hit by a car.
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
You get your wife, truck, and land back.
Because he got hit by a truck!
Because they can only semi retire.
Everywhere.
He was hit by a truck.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.
Truck.
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Lorrypops.
A cheesy pickup line
It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
A: One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck
A Transporter
He got hit by a truck...
with asparagus...
Because he was hit by a truck
Bernard pushed him under a truck...
A skeleTon
A log n truck.
tep on the brake tupid
Moussaka
A: Lawn chair.
Pickup lines
Photons
A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Drink, Pray, Truck
What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog
A pig up truck
A good days hunting.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
Ewoks
A baby hit by a snow blower
He used a krypton-currency.
He couldn't decide what font to use.
He got a fool scholarship.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
A margarita hits the spot every time!
A Fixie.
He did it before it was cool
A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...
As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
He always came on time.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!
