Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What do you call a food that turns black people on?

An -disiac.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.