Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog?

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What does an agnostic ... dyslexic insomniac do at night?

He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What do you call it when someone from Belarus lies to you?

A Belaruse!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this