One good turn deserves another.
If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
ME crying: Hahaha
