Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.