One good turn deserves another.
A: The Outside.
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.
He couldn't see himself doing it
What's blue, orange and lying at the bottom of a swimming pool? A baby with popped floaties.
Cinnamon twist
ME crying: Hahaha
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
