Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha