What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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You've got a lot of potential, son."

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.