What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

How does a blind skydiver know when to pull the parachute?

When the leash goes slack.

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What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.