Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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What can you do if you don't like the Prelude in C Sharp Minor?

A: Turn Rachmanin off.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

Handicap Jokes More Handicap Jokes

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Handicap People Jokes More Handicap People Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.