Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.