Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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It's his private eye.

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

denim denim denim...

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Sneakers.

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What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.