Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

Why was the lawyer home early?

Briefcase