Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.