Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

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Why'd the lawyer go to Heaven?

Hell was full.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.