How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she