How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.