How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What does a house wear?

Address!