None. We don't address hardware issues.
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
Depends what you want it to change into...
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
None, that's a hardware issue.
None, it is a hardware issue!
Very politely.
That he needed to address the situation
