How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

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How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she