Address Jokes

What does a house wear?

Address!

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What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's the address here?

The Pizza Hut guy can't find me.

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

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What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

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What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

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How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"