How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.