How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.