Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
None, they only screw playoff games.
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
