How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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2B or not 2B?

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When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.