How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.