Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.
Who says it's dark
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him
I ain't no snitch.
When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.
