How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.