A: More guns.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
None, they only screw playoff games.
They can't handle the triggers.
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
More guns.
Both will never get a college degree.