Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

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Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.