Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

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Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences