Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)