Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

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Why are blind people bad computer programmers?

Because they can't C.

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime