Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too

Why are blind people bad at math?

Because they lack da-vision.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage?

It was wrong on so many levels.