What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

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What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

What do you call a disabled person during a zombie apocalypse?

Meals on wheels...