What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ?

Acceptable

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do you call a smelly Hobbit?

Frodor.

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What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.