What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

13 Jokes More 13 Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17?

Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.