What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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What did the mountain say to the desert?

you're hot"

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....