What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

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How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

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What do you call 13 dwarves and a hobbit inside a mountain?

A *smaugasbord*.

What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.