How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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With a Monkey Wrench!

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Me: I turned 13....

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.