How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

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