How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.