How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.