How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.