How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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How many religious women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nun.

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Bacon

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Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.