How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.