x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo