x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.
Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.
Namast (nah-ima-stay)
They're both ash-holes.
His shavings account.
Someone gave some to a cajun and he said "whus dis here sauce"
X-Post from AskReddit) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/32df3n/whatisyourfavoriteonetotwolinejoke/ There were some funny jokes in there