What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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