What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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Brexit

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The rear-view mirrors

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.