What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

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What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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What is a pirate's favorite letter?

is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.