What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters ?

They are all "Not-C's" !