What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.