What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What did one TCP packet say to the other TCP packet?

0x809ACC0E!