What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!