What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What did Santa say at the brothel?

Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!

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What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia