What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why is the retirement center nicknamed "the garden"?

Because it is full of vegetables.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three hoes.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.