What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal