What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.