What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What is the fiercest flower in the garden ?

The tiger lily !

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

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Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.