What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

What do you call a dictator running a bookshop?

The Supreme Reader.