Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

A: Because red means stop.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

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What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.