Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Stripey pyjamas !

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Regular rocks are too heavy.

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Why would a monster be big, green and scaly?

Cuz if he were small, white and smooth hed be a Tic Tac.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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The dive-in

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.