Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What do French stoners smoke?

Oui-d

How done is she?

a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.