Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.