Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

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What is the biggest battery size?

The D. It's huge.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

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How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Where do mermaids go to see movies?

The dive-in

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.