Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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He was going as a banana.

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.