Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.