Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.