Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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What would I be wearing?

Me: Oh, you'd be there, too

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.