Little Mermaid Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion"

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.