Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

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Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

Because "B" shells are to small and "D" shells are too big.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!