What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

Bra Jokes More Bra Jokes

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

Oppress Jokes More Oppress Jokes

What does a feminist doorbell say?

Stop-oppressing-me

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Dictatorship Jokes More Dictatorship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.