What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

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Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.