What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

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What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.