What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?

A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.

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Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!