What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

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What kind of tea does water make?

Humiditea.

What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.