A frog. It croaks every night.
Paraffin and matches.
A Meowtain.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
A frog in a blender !
They all live in Arkansas
Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.
Karma-vore
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
He simply croaked !