What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?

So they can see where they are going

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.