What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !