What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

What does a mentally disabled lizard said to be diagnosed with?

A Reptile Dysfunction *ba dum tss* I'll be here all night folks

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !