What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a horse at night?

A Nightmare

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !