What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.