What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !