What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Where do clowns live?

In a Clown Hall.

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

What superhero would a (insert stereotype here) man be?

Batman. Why Because he can't go out at night without Robin!

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What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.