What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.