What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What's better, Star Wars or Star Trek?

Answer: Knowing what intimacy with another living human being feels like.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Croak Jokes More Croak Jokes

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !